The Parisian school. The teacher makes a roll-call the class.
– Yusuf ibn al-Mutamin!
– Present!
– Mustapha Muham-ad-Din!
– Present!
– Abdul bin Said!
– Present!
– Allahin Bar-Biïar!
No answer.
– Allahin Bar-Biïar! Is he absent?
– Proffessor, possibly it’s me? But my name pronounced as “Alain Barbier”…
I smiled J
Ален ответил на это:
"You smiled, but I don't smile..."
И подписался, переиначив свою фамилию на арабский манер.